this is a conversation i heard from the company next to mine (about 2 cubes away) while the guy in my building attempted to troubleshoot a microphone issue over the phone:
- i can't really hear you, it sounds wet, like it's raining....
- pull it in and out a few times....
- no, still wet...try jamming it in harder
- ...nope, still can't really hear you, try putting your mouth closer
- ...noooo. same buzz... try turning it around and trying from behind...
- ...hmmm. maybe it's something to do with the noise cancellation
I have absolutely nothing to accomplish today that will top that actual support call.
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Monday, July 2, 2012
New TV show
i came up with a new TV show idea that is too long to explain via twitter.
Title: Dildo Santorini
Idea: The character is pretty much exactly like Colombo, except he's Greek and instead of cigars, he constantly has a handful of Greek olives. Maybe instead of investigating murders, he investigates homes all across greece to figure out which pet is peeing on the floor.
Catchphrase: Olive you know...i've solved the case.
Title: Dildo Santorini
Idea: The character is pretty much exactly like Colombo, except he's Greek and instead of cigars, he constantly has a handful of Greek olives. Maybe instead of investigating murders, he investigates homes all across greece to figure out which pet is peeing on the floor.
Catchphrase: Olive you know...i've solved the case.
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