the only thing we have to fear is.....

not fear itself, not the Chinese, not N. Korea, not even the Russians. we need to fear the British. That's right. the greatest threat to the american way of life is the british and their secret technology. THEY HAVE HOVER LAWNMOWERS PEOPLE!

ways to defeat america's enemies:
Russia: destroy all vodka supplies.
China: pretend to have the swine flu (they won't come anywhere near you)
N. Korea: ignore them. they just want attention.
Canada: Nukes.
Texas: gay marriage
Whales on the moon: harpoons
England: they can't be stopped. HOVER MOWERS!

any country that has that kind of technology and uses it on something like a lawn mower is basically saying: you have no idea what we're capable of. we can mow our lawns without touching them. who's to say we can't vaporize you just by thinking it.

god help us if antartica gets ahold of this technology. laser guided hover penguins. you know, like from my nightmares.