which came first

the chicken or the egg.

so i've seen commercials from multiple paint companies that now offer primer and paint mixed in 1 can. knowing what the purpose of primer is, i either declare this a scam, or scamola. or possibly...i don't what primer does.

what i think primer does: primer goes on before the paint to:
A: cover blemishes such as dark spots
B: create a pure white base coat to ensure the color being applied is the true color and not bleed out.
C: to cover stains. similiar to A.

so my theory on the primer mixed with the paint. that means you put them both on at the exact same time and either the primer knows to go to the back and the paint knows to go to the front (in which case, they're some sort of robot and will take over the earth) or B.....it's all a crock of shit to make people think they don't need to primer. think Garnier Fructis. yeah. shampoo + conditioner = rough, unmanagable hair. and my hair is only 1/2 tall and i'm going bald. i declare two things:
1. you don't always need primer. if you have a whiteish wall to start or a solid color wall that isn't too dark and is free of dark marks, you don't need primer unless you are an art major and really know your colors.
2. if you do need a primer (previous owners let their kids draw on the walls because they were forclosed on and no longer cared about the house, or were too retarded to tighten their washing machine hoses all the way and the water ran down the wall staining it), you will want to put an actual primer on to ensure the bad shit is covered.

if you have discovered that indeed the primer/paint mix does the job properly and have proof for me. by all means, show me. i love learning.....learning that you are a liar.

ready. set. pictures!

the germany pictures are finally done.

there are alot of them as usual. enjoy. or don't. doesn't matter to me.

http://www.jasonbehenna.com/germany/

the amazing jason

guess what i'm not.

a mind reader. guess what i'm also not....

3 people.

so why doesn't everyone just calm the fuck down and take a nap under the patience tree. i'll get to your shit when i get to it. also, sorry if you fucked up something because you were unwilling to communicate with me. maybe you should have answered one of my multiple requests i sent to prevent this very issue.

lesson learned? probably not.

the only thing we have to fear is.....

not fear itself, not the Chinese, not N. Korea, not even the Russians. we need to fear the British. That's right. the greatest threat to the american way of life is the british and their secret technology. THEY HAVE HOVER LAWNMOWERS PEOPLE!

ways to defeat america's enemies:
Russia: destroy all vodka supplies.
China: pretend to have the swine flu (they won't come anywhere near you)
N. Korea: ignore them. they just want attention.
Canada: Nukes.
Texas: gay marriage
Whales on the moon: harpoons
England: they can't be stopped. HOVER MOWERS!

any country that has that kind of technology and uses it on something like a lawn mower is basically saying: you have no idea what we're capable of. we can mow our lawns without touching them. who's to say we can't vaporize you just by thinking it.

god help us if antartica gets ahold of this technology. laser guided hover penguins. you know, like from my nightmares.

hi, my name is jason

i collect recycling at work. i take cardboard, paper, batteries, and cds. i have a box that's labeled paper only. i have a stack of broken down cardboard boxes. i even have a note pinned to my cube that says "please break down boxes before you leave them".

yet i just spent 3 min pulling cardboard out of my paper box and breaking down boxes that were left in my cube. i've come to the conclusion that you are all fucking retarded or illiterate AND retarded. paper is the thin white shit you write on and printers spit out and books are made of. card board is that thicker shit that is usually in the shape of a 3-d cube or rectangle and has stuff inside it. examples of things that come in cardboard boxes: computers, coke/diet coke, food such as frozen lunches or cereal. the only thing you manage to get correct is where the batteries go and where the cds go. and even the cd box has chunks of cardboard in it. why? because you don't follow the before mentioned rules and you also like to just throw the shit in my cube like i actually work out of a dumpster and not a cube in cube town like the rest of you.

the best part is some of the people this blog is about, read this blog. just asking for a little help. if you miss your garbage can at home, do you just call it close enough and let it hang out on the floor for a few weeks?

i've got to stop blogging and get back to work. but i have so much more motivation to sit here and type than i do to fix problems on the website that i either don't have the ablity to fix because i didn't write Windows, or that i just don't want to fix because i don't want to be at work.

it's 10am, but it feels like 4pm

well, i'm back from germany. back to the good ol USA. back to work, and back to the U.S. highway system.

think anyone would notice if i moved to europe permanently? i've come to the conclusion that american drivers might be some of the worst drivers in the world. but i'm not going to rant about that. at least not in this blog post.

17 hours of travel yesterday and we made it home. went to bed around midnight (6am germany time) and woke up around 4am (10am germany time) and wasn't sure i was going to be able to go back to sleep. right now i'm at the fun point were i'm not on germany time anymore, but i'm also not on EST time. i would say i'm right smack dab in the center of the antlantic ocean time. maybe iceland time? it's 10am (4pm germany time) but it feels like it's the middle of the night. i am tired. my contacts are screaming at me like they do in the middle of the night. they are also screaming because it turns out they're not ready to spend all day looking at computer screens again. neither am i.

scheduled breakfast time, scheduled lunch time, scheduled driving time, and no bike paths in site. yup. i'm back in the u.s. of a.

the website goes live thursday at 5pm. better start answering my week old emails. better start the final rubdown of the site. i wish caffeine had an eye opening effect on me. i could use it right now. maybe gummiebaren will help.

the other thing that sucks about the u.s., not being able to drink beer everywhere i am. walking downtown, drink a beer. at the bus station, drink a beer, standing in line at the store, drink a beer. i miss you already beer everywhere.

new invention

you know those little kids shoes that have the little lights in them that flash when the kid walks?

same idea only instead of lights, there are little flame throwers. also the shoes are for adults. or really cool children.

fwooooooosh!