Monday, May 16, 2011

This just in: all commercials are the same now

So apparently the only thing that sells products anymore is a guy doing outrageously cool things and acting like it's completely normal. Here are the examples. Feel free to let me know if you know of others:

The most interesting man in the world:
The Oldspice guy:
Edge Shave Gel:
Dairy Queen: 

And slightly different from the above, but using basically the same concept:
Keystone Light:

I mean, come on people....Keith Stone and the guy from the Progressive commercials could be the same guy.

Monday, May 2, 2011

I try not to get into current events

I also try to not make comments on politics or people in politics.

I am a seasoned non-voter. I know most of you just cringed and mumbled something about me being as bad as hitler or something. I don't care. I don't vote, it's my choice not to vote, and i also choose not to complain about the government or how things are being run....because i don't vote.

The purpose of this quick blog post is to send a little shout out to all the people singing the national anthem, painting USA all over their faces and screaming about how we're the best nation in the world because we finally killed 1 horrible guy after 10 years. So when we kill something we think is horrible, we're allowed to be patriotic to the point of being ugly. This is america and we have that right. Just don't forget how pissed off you were on 9/12 when the video came in of people in afghanistan, pakistan, and the likes singing, dancing, and waving their flags over the towers falling.

That is all. Commence poop jokes and pictures of my cats...