Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Fare thee well beard

I was told it was time for my grizzly adams beard to go. here are a before, during, and after pics of the big shave.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011


It's been awhile since I've been here. I apologize. I come to you with some discoveries.

The first discovery is Andre the giant's mummified testicles. Now I don't have a certificate of authentication or a picture of me extracting them from his grave to prove to you that's what they are, but I ask of you: "what else could it be?"

It came in what was supposed to be a box of aunt millies english muffins. Which raises some questions such as: "why are aunt millies bakers grave robbing scrotums?" and "After all that hard work, why aren't they keeping them?"

Second, in one of the fanciest casinos i was at in vegas this weekend, I came across this sign outside the mens bathroom:

Shoe shine = nice
men's restroom = nice
Naming a wing of the men's restroom the Deuce Lounge = AWESOME.

donde esta el deuce lounge?