Monday, April 6, 2009

wal-mart math

according to a wal-mart commercial i just saw,

if all 200 million of their customers bought a bissel little green clean machine made of 50% recycled material, it would be like recycling 2 million bags of garbage. in that same logic, that means that you are also creating 2 more million bags of garbage for the 50% that isn't made with recycled materials. not to mention all the other god awful, wasteful things wal-mart does that destroys the environment (building buildings, then building a new one 2 miles away and abandoning the old one and refusing to sell it, etc...). but the good news is they bring up the economy by running companies out of business that won't deal with them and destroying the companies that will deal with them by forcing them to sell to wal-mart at prices below what it takes to operate their business.

i'm done.

p.s.- blogspot thinks i spelled commercial wrong. here are the options it gave me to fix it (notice non of the options are the correct word):
chimerical
chemical
chimney
exuberant

i can't make that shit up folks.

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