i came up with a new TV show idea that is too long to explain via twitter.
Title: Dildo Santorini
Idea: The character is pretty much exactly like Colombo, except he's Greek and instead of cigars, he constantly has a handful of Greek olives. Maybe instead of investigating murders, he investigates homes all across greece to figure out which pet is peeing on the floor.
Catchphrase: Olive you know...i've solved the case.