please invent a pill that makes the day about 10 hours longer without adding any more days to the year. with that pill, i also want it to make me motivated to do all of the things i want to do in a day but don't have the time for.
....dear science....i think i just asked you to invent speed.
i need more time and motivation in the day. i spend all day at work doing worky type things. then i get home and i want to ride my bike, i want to work on my portfolio (though it reminds me alot of being at work) and i have to do things like clean the house and give attention to the cats and go to the store and just general crap there is to do everyday. but i also want to do stuff like make a new web comic and play video games and build small contraptions.
new plan, instead of taking speed, i will steal some of the children from the neighborhood. after a few grueling days of demotivational reprogramming, they should be ready to go. i will then make them do all of the housework and other shit i don't want to do. that will free up plenty of time for heather and me to do whatever we want...and all without the bugs under the skin and constant need for more speed.
p.s.- also, please invent the self making enchilada
p.p.s. - 2 words: rocket scooter
Monday, February 23, 2009
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by the way, there is an awesome tv on the radio album called "dear science."
can you spare a few of those kids? i have some cleaning to do.
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