Tuesday, February 10, 2009

in your best mario or stereotypical italian voice

dear e-lec-a-tricity,

why you so high? mario save lots of energy. we real good at turning offa da lights and keepinga da heat low.

you a no likea us? mario thought we werea frienda. i'ma keepa my eye on you. ifa you dont'a makea nice, ima gonna have to keel you with a fireballa.

yoursa truely,

Maaaario