happy st. macgyver's day

come on. the man needs to be a saint.

St. MacGyver's day events:

8:35am - eat cereal
9:30 - head to jon's for day of fun in the sun (aka, tearing up old wood flooring)
6 pm - done tearing up flooring. flashbacks of pulling nails out of subflooring dancing through my head.
6:30 - get home, find a birthday card for the person that used to live in the house in the mail. tired of getting all of her mail. (examples: bills, magazine subs, supeonas, letters from her kids school, insurance renewals, letter from the army telling her her discharge came through, ads, personal letters..and so on). most of the important shit we put return to sender on and send back. the thing is, apparently no one knows where she lives now since she appears to be dodging crediters (i would like to thank her for spending all of her money upgrading the kitchen and not paying her mortgage bills). so sending the letters back seems futile. today i decided that she owed me for being her person al mail sorter. i was hoping like hell that there was cash in her bday card. there was not. just a happy birthday. good to see your friends and family know your new address.

6:45 - showered off the 90 years of dirt i was covered in from flooring. 3rd best shower ever.

7:00 - laid down on the couch. felt pain in every ouce of my body. my fingernails hurt. why?

8:30 - finally decided to move to warm up food.

9:00 - laid back down on the couch......and here i am. too tired to move, but not sleepy enough to go to bed.

things i've learned while laying here all night: dvd players only hold one movie...and when it's over....you're screwed unless you change it yourself. technology failure. tv on saturdays is also terrible. i can choose between crap, crap, hd crap, and crap.

i will end this very boring blog with another quick letter to science: my house still isn't cleaning itself. i am going to stop sending you checks unless i start to see results.