Tuesday, May 26, 2009

hi, my name is jason

i collect recycling at work. i take cardboard, paper, batteries, and cds. i have a box that's labeled paper only. i have a stack of broken down cardboard boxes. i even have a note pinned to my cube that says "please break down boxes before you leave them".

yet i just spent 3 min pulling cardboard out of my paper box and breaking down boxes that were left in my cube. i've come to the conclusion that you are all fucking retarded or illiterate AND retarded. paper is the thin white shit you write on and printers spit out and books are made of. card board is that thicker shit that is usually in the shape of a 3-d cube or rectangle and has stuff inside it. examples of things that come in cardboard boxes: computers, coke/diet coke, food such as frozen lunches or cereal. the only thing you manage to get correct is where the batteries go and where the cds go. and even the cd box has chunks of cardboard in it. why? because you don't follow the before mentioned rules and you also like to just throw the shit in my cube like i actually work out of a dumpster and not a cube in cube town like the rest of you.

the best part is some of the people this blog is about, read this blog. just asking for a little help. if you miss your garbage can at home, do you just call it close enough and let it hang out on the floor for a few weeks?

i've got to stop blogging and get back to work. but i have so much more motivation to sit here and type than i do to fix problems on the website that i either don't have the ablity to fix because i didn't write Windows, or that i just don't want to fix because i don't want to be at work.

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