just sit back and relax, accumulate what falls into your lap

i'm having one of those days where i feel like i'm the only responsible person in the world. granted this is obviously not true, but it's just what i feel like because of all of the people around me who suck.

this morning i was driving to work and there was a smoker in front of me. i don't understand the obsession with smokers and thinking the rest of the world is their ash tray. you know what's actually your ash tray? that's right.....your ash tray. there are two types of smokers that are worse than the ones that just flick their filters out onto the ground. one type i was behind this morning. it's the smoker that doesn't just flick the filter out his car window, but makes a point to flick it way way out of the window in an attempt to keep it from flying back into his back window or such. and what is the result of that when there are other motorists? well, it flew back past his car, landed on my hood, rolled up my hood and fell into my car where the windshield wipers are. so when i got to work, i got to spend some time of my life looking for the cigarette butt and i got the joy of being able to pick up some fuckers road to lung cancer and carry it to the garbage.

Summary of that type of person: i don't give a fuck about you or the world. flicking out the window = fuck everyone

the only type of person that is worse is the person that actually does use the ash tray, but then stops at a stoplight or a parking lot and just pours the contents of the ash tray onto the ground.

dear smokers. enjoy your lung cancer and early death. that's karma fucking with you for years of littering.

i'm quickly getting tired of the "me first" or "i'll just have someone else do it for me" mentality of the U.S. People don't hate us because they're dicks, they hate us because WE'RE dicks.