i had an idea of selling tacos to hungry people. NO ONE ELSE CAN SELL TACOS NOW!

so pepsi is being sued for $1.26 billion by two guys from Wisconsin. They are claiming that many years ago, they came up with the idea of putting water into bottles....and then selling it. I mean, think of it. it's genius. before those guys, you had to drink water by cupping your hands together or drinking it off of a plate. you didn't even invent the liquid. you took something the earth made and....well you get the idea.

now i'm not saying that these guys didn't come up with the idea first, i'm just saying that it's not like they spent millions developing a new type of engine that runs on love that no one else could have ever thought of. They thought about containing water for future use. I declare that this idea was actually invented by nature and that nature should sue these guys for 1.56 trillion Bazillion dollars. i mean, think of all of the money nature would have made over the years (6k years if you're a bible thumper or something like 5 billion years if you use logic).

oh, and here's the other fun fact. the true inventors of capturing water in a bottle worked at a bottling plant and shorty after they "invented" it, they showed their design to pepsi. rule number one of inventing is to NOT take your invention to someone that does the same job as you without getting your invention patented first. rule two of inventing is you actually have to invent something. waving your hand quickly and claiming you have invented wind is bullshit. now find a way to make a constant form of wind, maybe by spinning large leaves or boards quickly and guess what. you did it! you invented a fan. now quick. go get a patent on it. don't immediately take it to Hunter and show them, glowing with pride, and not expect them to steal the idea.

i hope the guy that first put dirt into a bag doesn't get wind of this.