you shoot it up your nose

no seriously. the H1N1 (popularly known as the Pork Flu) vaccine is injected up the nose. fuck going right into the blood stream and getting right to work. lets shoot that shit up the nose like cocaine and have a fucking paaaaaarty!. wooooo.

indystar: worst writers ever?:

Indianapolis medical workers became the first in the country today to receive a dose of the H1N1 flu vaccine – a nasal mist meant to give first responders protection against the illness, which has been blamed for hundreds of deaths since it was first identified six months ago.

maybe i'm the only one that read the above as: indianapolis medical workers got a nasal mist meant to protect against the illness, but has been blamed for hundreds of deaths. now i know it's probably correct (i say probably because i'm as good at english as i am at math....which is bad, but regardless (or irregardless for the mentally retarded of my readers) of that fact, to me, it read as if the vaccine was responsible for hundreds of deaths....and it was injected in the nose.

80 days until the next european vacation. my goals from now until then: get a bunch of freelance web jobs and make a bunch of money, avoid the Pork Flu vaccine, do some other things that i have forgotten because i'm distracted by tv (damn you comedy central) and learn french. must learn french. heather has to learn fancy spanish and i have to learn french.............must not fail on french.