Friday, August 28, 2009

things you can't do while your wife is asleep in the other room

play the trumpet
clean the bedroom
make cookies (the mixer is loud)
install quarter round
vacuum
yell at the cats
watch a loud movie
practice the speech from braveheart
yodel
play with laser legos (you don't have them...only i do. and they're loud)
pantomime Shakespeare
practice drums on rockband


the only one i actually want to do is the last one. but i can't do the others either. at least not without being a dick. no 1 am yodeling for me.

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