wild wacky action bike! it's really hard to ride!

i hope danica patrick knows that she's setting her sex back in her sport. she does all of these go daddy commercials where she pretends to be all sexy ( i say pretends because on a scale of 1-10, 10 being hot as the sun, she's about a 3....i don't want to vomit.....but i am counting the seconds until i don't have to see her anymore). so she does these go daddy commercials. the other go daddy girls...what's a good word for them....whores? sure. i don't use that word often. it's one of those words i only use when i mean it. if you have seen any of the godaddy commercials, you understand. their spokes women are good examples of whores. selling out their sex to promote a terrible web host. when danica patrick first came into auto racing i honestly respected her. she was good. compared to most of the women in racing, she had potential. it was nice to see a woman in a mans sport actually doing well. then she started posing for magazines, and she became a godaddy girl and she sold out her sex. now i don't mind selling out. i get it. you have a niche. you're a woman in a man's sport, or you just won the super bowl and you have a catchy dance that kraft wants to use. fine. sell out. that's fine. earn everything you can from your popularity. it's fleeting. but for the love of fuck have some respect. when danica won her first race, i was happy to see it happen, and sad at the same time. it meant she was going to be more popular...and for her, that means more shitty godaddy commercials. maybe this is fueled by my hated for godaddy. or maybe it's fueled by my destruction of respect for someone who could have worked wonders in the position she is in. she's been thinking about moving to nascar. there's only one thing that rednecks hate as much as minorities, and that's women. i'm not saying that she shouldn't try nascar, i'm just saying the transition from indy to nascar is very VERY hard. dario franchitti tried it. he's an amazing indycar driver (my favorite). he tried a season in nascar. he wrecked all the time and lost his sponsor and his ride before his first season was over. he came back to indycar and has won several races and leads the points. he's a great driver. danica is good. not great. please don't use being a female as a launchpad into nascar where you will most likely fail.

just as i type this, commercial #5 staring danica is on tv. fuck you comedy central for only buying 3 commercials for 12 hours of programming.

there was actually a second subject i was going to add to this blog post, but for the life of me i can't remember what it is. instead i spent way too much time complaining about danica. oh and firefox....i updated you once already...if you honestly have 2 updates in 1 day...then i declare you need a better QA dept.